Two Hearted Ale

Online shopping is great for many reasons. Convenience, price shopping, selection, etc. But probably one of the greatest reasons is so you can buy things privately without bumping into your neighbor in the drug store line with your pregnancy test or newest sex toy. I am not talking from experience, but certainly have an imagination. Those old commercials that promised discreet shipping in an unmarked box or your next Penthouse magazine coming in privacy packaging really had something going on.

As an affiliate of Amazon.com I was looking at some of the products that they have available online yesterday, and I think that many fall into these embarrassing categories. I'm going to show you a handful of examples from a few different categories so you know what I'm talking about. If you are interested in seeing the products, click them. Or don't. It's amazing how everything is available online!

Sex.

Berman Center Athena Waterproof Mini Massager

K-Y Intense Arousal Gel For Her .34fl-Ounce Boxes

Doc Johnson Lucid Dream #14 Multi-Speed, Waterproof G-Spot Vibrator, Twist-bottom Control


Bondage.

Black Leather Wrist and Ankle Cuffs Restraints Bondage

30 Inch Black Leather Studded Flogger Whip


Apparel.

Crotchless French Knickers.

California Exotics Vibrating Clitorus with Crotchless Panty

Sneak Peek 2-pc. Set.


Personal Health.

Clearblue Easy Fertility Monitor Test Sticks, 30-Count Box

THC Marijuana Dip Test (10 tests)

Alcohawk Precision Digital Alcohol Breath Tester

Depends adjustable underwear Small/Medium, Case of Four-18 Count (72 Pants)


How-to Information.

How to Enlarge your penis

Sex/How to: Nina Hartley's Guide to Better Cunnilingus DVD PLUS ID Juicy Lube Sexual Lubricant

The Anal Sex Position Guide: The Best Positions for Easy, Exciting, Mind-Blowing Pleasure

There are probably a hundred more categories and thousands of products in each of those. I am just too innocent to know what they are. Enlighten me.

So after you guys get your whips, KY, marijuana drug test, crotchless panties and how-to books, be glad you got them delivered to you in an unmarked box. You can buy anything online. And don't forget to lock the door to your house. Your neighbors are still nosy.

Friday night. Time for my Two Hearted Ale brewed by Bell's Brewery in Comstock, Michigan. The label says it's an IPA and you know, I never in a million years would have guessed that this beer was an IPA from its packaging or label (except where it told me). So I was pleasantly surprised as I am really IPA ready.

Floral, hoppy and citrus aroma with a touch of maltiness in there. Wow! Quite the bitter lemon and grapefruit citrus punch to start things out flavor-wise. A little rough, although it was nice after a few sips and turned out to be a plus. Good bite! Some pine flavors are also present. There is a decent amount of carbonation and the 7% alcohol content is present but good. Crisp, refreshing, cleans the palate. It also ends a bit drier with a slight metallic and alcohol aftertaste. I guess I'm on the fence with this one. It was good, but there are other IPA's I like better. See you tomorrow!