As an affiliate of Amazon.com I was looking at some of the products that they have available online yesterday, and I think that many fall into these embarrassing categories. I'm going to show you a handful of examples from a few different categories so you know what I'm talking about. If you are interested in seeing the products, click them. Or don't. It's amazing how everything is available online!
Sex.
Berman Center Athena Waterproof Mini Massager
K-Y Intense Arousal Gel For Her .34fl-Ounce Boxes
Doc Johnson Lucid Dream #14 Multi-Speed, Waterproof G-Spot Vibrator, Twist-bottom Control
Bondage.
Black Leather Wrist and Ankle Cuffs Restraints Bondage
30 Inch Black Leather Studded Flogger Whip
Apparel.
Crotchless French Knickers.
California Exotics Vibrating Clitorus with Crotchless Panty
Sneak Peek 2-pc. Set.
Personal Health.
Clearblue Easy Fertility Monitor Test Sticks, 30-Count Box
THC Marijuana Dip Test (10 tests)
Alcohawk Precision Digital Alcohol Breath Tester
Depends adjustable underwear Small/Medium, Case of Four-18 Count (72 Pants)
How-to Information.
How to Enlarge your penis
Sex/How to: Nina Hartley's Guide to Better Cunnilingus DVD PLUS ID Juicy Lube Sexual Lubricant
The Anal Sex Position Guide: The Best Positions for Easy, Exciting, Mind-Blowing Pleasure
There are probably a hundred more categories and thousands of products in each of those. I am just too innocent to know what they are. Enlighten me.
So after you guys get your whips, KY, marijuana drug test, crotchless panties and how-to books, be glad you got them delivered to you in an unmarked box. You can buy anything online. And don't forget to lock the door to your house. Your neighbors are still nosy.
Friday night. Time for my Two Hearted Ale brewed by Bell's Brewery in Comstock, Michigan. The label says it's an IPA and you know, I never in a million years would have guessed that this beer was an IPA from its packaging or label (except where it told me). So I was pleasantly surprised as I am really IPA ready.
Floral, hoppy and citrus aroma with a touch of maltiness in there. Wow! Quite the bitter lemon and grapefruit citrus punch to start things out flavor-wise. A little rough, although it was nice after a few sips and turned out to be a plus. Good bite! Some pine flavors are also present. There is a decent amount of carbonation and the 7% alcohol content is present but good. Crisp, refreshing, cleans the palate. It also ends a bit drier with a slight metallic and alcohol aftertaste. I guess I'm on the fence with this one. It was good, but there are other IPA's I like better. See you tomorrow!
2 comments:
So hot. And 2-hearted is one of my all-time favorite beers.
Finally someone with the nerve to leave a comment after all of those links!
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