The story on the back goes as follows, and I'll un-fuck it up for you afterward, as best I can, since every single person I've heard from says they couldn't read the entire story as is. And to make it worse, the story is crooked and goes around a lot of the 22 ounce bottle. I'll take one for the team, I guess.
LUKCY BASARTD ALE. Oepn yuor mnid. Use a craobwr if you msut. Snice 1997, Arorgnat Basartd Ale has denemdad taht tyrnianacl micredioty rleax its girp of opprobrium on our ciollectve couniescosnss. Few pessoss the ruiereqd isinght or detph of piversceptve to crdiet the Liuqid Arorgnace for initatgsing the rlveoituon in tsate taht it has. Hevweor, taht's pfecertly fnie, as our hlurecaen erffots in thirstung the larlegy unlliwing wolrd farorwd rquereis no exrtneal vaditilaon. We ralieze it's hmaun nautre to bleeive taht pregorss trowads getreanss is one's own ieda.I'll tell you what. I'm a good typist and that took a long time to type. And my spell checker here in Blogger is about to strangle my ass. Here is the translation so you can more easily read it, at least as best I could understand.
The mree fcat taht yuo're hdoinlg tihs bttloe in yuor hnad ianidctes taht yuo're pyiang antteiton, wihch ideitammley stes you arpat form the msseas. It aslo mkaes you one Lukcy Basartd. Hewover, lcuk faovrs the blod...and the arorgnat. The trmiraivute of Arorgnat Basartd Ale, OEKAD Arorgnat Basartd Ale and Dbolue Basartd Ale are all in paly in this cvuee de Basartd you now hlod, and wihle it is idneed a Lukcy Basartd, Lcuk had ntohing to do wtih it.
Taody, wihle nueomrus iendicrlby dinistcitve chcoies are now alavaible, msot popele sitll fucos tiehr attntieon uopn msas mdiea's isscenatnly banal ehco cheambr, keenpig thier hdeas frimly buerid in the maross of mecridioty. To beark thurogh tihs cophocany, to gsarp enitghnelment anmog the mnid-nmubnig culettr, rerequis itnent. Coinscous itnent. For mnay, this aictve piticipataron in the wolrd is unomfacbtorle. Prerrifeng inasted for oethrs to mkae teihr chcoies for tehm -- be it a shiotng pindut or a toelievisn ciommecral -- sheeple apccet the cmmoitozdied nrom wioutht thoghut. And to thsoe we say: "Setp asdie, and get the hlel out of our way." WWW.LUKCYBASARTD.COM
LUCKY BASTARD ALE. Open your mind. Use a crowbar if you must. Since 1997, Arrogant Bastard Ale has demanded that tyrannical mediocrity relax its grip of oppression on our collective consciousness. Few possess the required insight or depth of perception to credit the Liquid Arrogance for instigating the revolution in taste that it has. However, that's perfectly fine, as our Herculean efforts in thrusting the largely unwilling world forward requires no external validation. We realize it's human nature to believe that progress towards greatness is one's own idea.Translating that shit made me second-guess some of my own spelling and grammatical skilz. I may have not got a few words correct either, so if you see something, let me know. I cannot force myself to proof-read that nonsense one more time. Oh, and if you work for Stone, I'm pretty sure that is the first time you've seen it written in readable fashion as well!
The mere fact that you're holding this bottle in your hand indicates that you're paying attention, which immediately sets you apart from the masses. It also makes you one Lucky Bastard. However, luck favors the bold...and the arrogant. The triumvirate of Arrogant Bastard Ale, OAKED Arrogant Bastard Ale and Double Bastard Ale are all in play in the cuvee de Bastard you now hold, and while it is indeed a Lucky Bastard, luck had nothing to do with it.
Today, while numerous incredibly distinctive choices are now available, most people still focus their attention upon mass media's incessantly banal echo chamber, keeping their ideas firmly buried in the morass of mediocrity. To break through this cacophony, to grasp enlightenment among the mind-numbing clutter, requires intent. Conscious intent. For many, this active participation in the world in uncomfortable. Preferring instead for others to make their choices for them -- be it a shouting pundit or a television commercial -- sheeple accept the commoditized norm without thought. And to those we say: "Step aside and get the hell out of our way." WWW.LUKCYBASARTD.COM
Sweet orange and fruity aroma. There is also a hint of hoppy pine and grapefruit and spice. Flavors start out with a big, bold, spicy black pepper bitterness. Grapefruit and pine and citrus rinds are close on its heels. The pine is resinous texture-wise. Some sweet fruity brings a small amount of relief and balance. There is also quite a bit of oak flavors that remains persistent throughout. There are some herbal flavors intertwined with the orange and other fruits. A hint of heat from the 8.5% alcohol is there, but otherwise it's mainly only an accent for the bitterness and a drying component during the finish. Bitter wins by quite a margin in the end, though there were some nice sweet elements along the way. Guess what? I liked it. Try it if you like what you've read.
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